SoundBytes, Volume 2

SoundBytes, Volume 2

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  • You Can't Get There. Some connections simply weren't meant to be. 9.0 Seconds.
  • Don't Panic! In a crisis, Logana refers to the cover of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," with hats off to Douglas Adams. 7.6 Seconds.
  • Toilet Flushing. Give this to your manager. He'll amuse himself for hours. 18.5 Seconds.
  • It's Humongous! Logana is impressed. 5.2 Seconds.
  • Let's Go! Did you make that groovy bikini out of a tablecloth? 17.0 Seconds.
  • Taps. Punch that clock! 4.3 Seconds.
  • Connection Established. Logana's cyber-greeting. 6.8 Seconds.
  • Post horn. Trystero lives. 2.9 Seconds.
  • Green. A Celtic aire for St. Patrick's day. 1 minute 26.1 Seconds.
  • The Future. Logana formerly worked in P.R. at Yoyodyne. 10.2 Seconds.
  • 12 Tone Geek. Performed by Tungsten Maqaque. 3.5 Seconds.
  • Error. Situation Normal, AFU. 3.7 Seconds.
  • Conscience. Maybe you should think twice before you do that. 2.0 Seconds.
  • Pavlov. Don't you ever learn? 2.9 Seconds.
  • Rock Cliche #1. Tungsten Macaque plays a short gig. Where's the bar? 2.4 Seconds.
  • Screen Door. JavaMan doesn't want flies in his kitchen. 12.1 Seconds.
  • Rock Cliche #2. Keep your fingers crossed. 3.1 Seconds.
  • Rock Cliche #3. Queen meets Cyberspace. 12.5 Seconds.
  • Waiting. Aren't we all? 88.2 Seconds.
  • Omega Man. For when you feel like the Omega Man. 12.1 Seconds.
  • Perseverance. Logana reminds us that achieving personal success requires perseverance. Don't you hate when that happens. 5.5 Seconds.
  • Chirp Chirp. When all the technology gets to be bit much, naturalize your audio environment. The recording was made in a black oak (woodland in rural Indiana in the early spring, and includes sounds from several species of birds including the tufted titmouse (Parus bicolor), ruby-crowned kinglets (Regulus Calendula), blue jays (Cyanocitta cristata), and American crows (Corvus brachyrhynchos). 34.5 Seconds.
  • Cymbal. No symbolism here. 3.4 Seconds.
  • Goose. A couple of honks from a canada goose (Branta canadensis) recorded in rural Indiana during migration, spring of 1994. 2.7 Seconds.
  • Data, Data, Data. The master detective, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, like you, relied upon a free and unfetered flow in information. He expresses this most clearly in this passage from "The Copper Beeches." 7.1 Seconds.
  • Ancient References. The net is mentioned once in Shakespeare's plays, albeit in Henry VIII, his least regarded work. This passage may be found in Act I, Scene I. 6.0 Seconds.
  • Password. Rank has its privileges, and nobody bgcolor="#FFFFFF" wants to bother with that security stuff. This quote is from Tolstoy's War and Peace. 5.7 Seconds.
  • Penny. Logana reminds us that one key to personal success is thrift. 5.3 Seconds.
  • Tree. Logana raises a rhetorical question regarding humanity's place in the world. 9.4 Seconds.